Worship the Horses!
Horses are majestic creatures to be sure. Many may fall victim to their beauty and do whatever is needed to protect them. However, there is an entire state law that goes above and beyond for these creatures.
In Pennsylvania if you, as a motorist, see a team of horses coming your way you are required to pull your car off the road, and not just slightly but well off it, then cover your car with a blanket or canvas that blends in with the countryside.
Then, you wait for the horses to pass. Now if you thought it couldn’t get any weirder you would be wrong! If, when they are passing, any of the horses seem skittish you are then required to take your car apart piece by piece and hide the parts under the closest bush!